First, who the fuck eats chips out of a can? Second, who the fuck ships three live King Cobra’s in an empty chip can?
Snake charmer and generally spicy guey Rodrigo Franco was arrested and charged with illegally importing merchandise when authorities seized the three two-foot long snakes at his California residence. After obtaining a warrant, authorities found a variety of turtles and a baby alligator being kept in a tank in a children’s bedroom. If homeboy’s day wasn’t already fucked, Franco admitted to having attempted to import at least 20 King Cobra’s in the past, all of which died in transport. If convicted, Franco could face up to 20 years in prison. We hope Mr. Franco’s snake charming abilities extend to the prison showers.